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duminică, 21 decembrie 2008
marți, 16 decembrie 2008
Simona Senzual canta!!!
Am constatat ca n-am mai postat de 3 saptamani si era cazu sa revin in atentia insetatilor de curiozitati (si penibilitati) cu ceva tare.
Si ce poate fi mai tare decat ultima descoperire si anume ca Simona Senzual s-a lansat pe piata muzicala.
Ca si alte bunaciuni locale canta ca o cizma si "se freaca in corset"
Dar ce spun eu...urmariti singuri dupa care puteti alege unu dintre calificativele care i s-au acordat deja pentru prestare(artistica): curva, shtoarfa, panarama, parasuta
vineri, 21 noiembrie 2008
10 amazing buildings made of dirt and straw
Gerry Thomasen
Cob, as this style of construction is known, has been used by crafty home-builders as far back as the 11th century. Evidence of these ultra-stable, fire-resistant structures has been found in North Africa, the Middle East, and, most commonly, Devon, Wales, and Cornwall in the United Kingdom. Earthen home-building gained resurgence in the late 1990's, in England and Ireland, and has become all the rage in Canada's British Columbia, displayed in exhibitions and neighborhood streets alike.
2. Won't have to worry about tracking dirt into this Baja Mexico lounge. It's there on purpose.
Cobworks
A 2007 family home, measuring 2,150 ft2, fitted with solar power and sub-floor heating ran a mere $210,000 CAD (112,000 GBP), making cob construction one of the most economical means of home-building, in addition to being among the most ethical. Impressive stats in these wild economic times, and positioning this rustic style of design at the forefront of charitable efforts to house the poor.
3. Smooth and groovy, a micro-house on display at Stanley Park, British Columbia.
Neil-san
Perhaps these Hobbit-esque homes are the wave of the future. Customizable and conservation-minded, earthen materials are the few things this planet has, in spades.
4. Natural minimalism at it's best in a green-built family home.
House Alive
5. Just look for Wilma Flintstone scrubbing up in this South African kitchen.
6. A wood-stove cobworks kitchen pays homage to pioneer days, with a modern flare.
House Alive
7. Praise the lord and pass the bong in this righteous meditation circle.
House Alive
8. It seems awfully easy to be green if you have digs like this house on Mayne Island, Canada.
Cobworks
9. Country corn-cob motif seems somehow appropriate on this little cob-built tool shed.
The Richardsons
10. There is no limit to the shapes and functionalities of cob house design.
Cancer poems
Sursa: http://www.cancer-poems.blogspot.com/
CANCER POEMS -
RUNNING NEAR THE CLIFF EDGE
I was walking by the road,
That lead me to a hill,
I climbed the hill to find a cliff,
Where I could walk alone,
The sky was blue like years before,
My mind was clear – at ease,
This Cancer that controlled my life,
Has set me body free,
I ran among the whitened clouds
That ran above the sea,
I felt the warmth of Gods love
Inside the pain in me,
The sky was blue like years before,
My mind was clear – at ease,
This Cancer that controlled my life,
Had set my body free.
THE LAKE ISLE OF INNISFREE
This is a poem that transcends hope and peace. W.B.Yeats was one of the greatest poets of all time, and his poems bring nothing but hope.
I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made:
Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honeybee,
And live alone in the bee-loud glade.
And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,
Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;
There midnight's all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow,
And evening full of the linnet's wings.
I will arise and go now, for always night and day
I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;
While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey,
I hear it in the deep heart's core.
Alte hit-uri: I hide myself from cancer, Hope is a thing with feathers
joi, 20 noiembrie 2008
joi, 11 septembrie 2008
marți, 9 septembrie 2008
1 zi pana la Sfarsitul Lumii - the End of the World
A major scientific experiment attempting to establish what happened at the time of the Big Bang more than 13 billion years ago is presented in a hip-hop manner by scientists that can hardly know what to expect, but are well aware by the power of the Internet.
Days before what is presented as one of the biggest physics experiments in the history of human kind, researchers from the European organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) explained how the Large Hadron Collider works in a youtube video seen by more than 1.2 million times.
The CERN experiment, involving a particle accelerating tunnel, known as LCH, way deep beneath the French-Swiss border, aims at collecting evidence of what happened at the time of the Big Bang, including possible evidence of dark matters and extra dimensions. It has already reached huge hype through various allegations that it may lead to the end of the world as we know it.
But until the experiment starts this Wednesday, British newspaper The Telegraph notes that CERN scientists are presenting the event in a hip-hop manner in a video that has lured more than 1.2 million visitors on the YouTube since it was uploaded two months ago. The dancing scenes were filmed in the very interior of the CERN lab where detectors would detect billions of particle clashes.
Cum credeti ca au reactionat Romanii?
Liderii PC protestează astăzi pentru anularea experimentului de la CERN
Sursa: Cotidianul
Ei vor picheta astăzi, în jurul orei 13:30, reprezentanţa Comisiei Europene din România, cerând stoparea proiectului.
Conservatorii se tem că experimentul programat pe 10 septembrie va fi catastrofal pentru Terra, care ar putea fi pur şi simplu înghiţită de găurile negre ce se vor forma ulterior.
De altfel, spun membrii PC, şi Organizaţia Europeană pentru Cercetare Nucleară a admis că proiectul va crea găuri negre, însă nu le consideră periculoase.
"Considerăm acest experiment unul extrem de riscant pentru siguranţa planetei noastre şi solicităm Comisiei Europene să facă demersurile necesare pentru stoparea acestui proiect", se arată în comunicatul remis astăzi presei de PC şi semnat de senatorul Marius Marinescu.
miercuri, 27 august 2008
Eu nu stie sa vorbeste romaneste!
miercuri, 6 august 2008
vineri, 1 august 2008
IBM Linux ad
Una dintre cele mai tari.
Microsoft is dead! Long live Microsoft!
luni, 21 iulie 2008
Alo..Domnu..nu ne dati si noua "ceva"?
Bineinteles ca fiind mandrii reprezentanti ai acestei natii - ca doar ne mandrim cu a fi un popor destept - unii dintre aceste genii nu s-a gandit ca daca nu lasa sa intre decat studentii vor ramane pe afara sute de parinti "cu dintii la gard" la propriu.
Din pacate pt ei - nu ca le-ar pasa ca doar soriciul e gros si se poate ingrosa continuu - statisticile aratau inca de acum 5 ani ca procentul este de cel putin 60-70% studenti din provincie. Deci logic gandind, era logic ca acesti copii sa vina cu cel putin un parinte.
Dupa ce unul dintre paznici mi-a facut avansuri sexuale in timp ce incercam sa intru cu sora mea in campus pentru ca jumate din ei erau mult prea beti ca sa arate vreo alta directie decat cea a barului, "oamenii legi" au marcat din nou. De data aceasta cu un domn care incerca sa ajunga la copilul lui la rezultate.
Citez si nu glumesc:
"Domnu' nu puteti sa treceti!" si-i portarul ii face semn frecandu-si varfurile degetelor si mirosind un iz de bancnota proaspata.
Ma intreb deseori daca chestiile se intampla si la altii desi am fost in destule tari ca sa am dubii mari ca asa se intampla la ei de obicei.
V-ati intreba poate cum de isi permite un om al carui nivel de cultura se rezuma la intrebarea filozofic-introspectiva "Cate tate are broasca?" sa-si permite asemenea comentarii cu o persoana care i-ar plati lui salariul pe cateva luni. Si asta nu pentru ca el este un biet om, victima a acestei societati capitaliste, ci pentru ca este si ii place sa fie un parazit al societatii.
Probabil raspundem maine la a doua proba.
Bafta tuturor!
Campanie umanitara
Cunosc un copil ai caror parinti nu-si permit in momentul de fata f multe. Copilul are nevoie de un RMN urgent - costa 450 RON.
Puteti face o donatie sau stiti pe cineva care poate face acest RMN pe gratis?
vineri, 18 iulie 2008
Ce inseamna curajul? HAHA
Ce inseamna a avea curaj? Curajul este atunci cand un barbat se intoarce acasa la 4 diminteatza, mort de beat si,intrand in casa si vazand-o pe nevasta-sa cu o matura in mana, indrazneste sa o intrebe: -Faci curat sau ai de gand sa zbori pe undeva?
In alte ordine de idei eu zic s-o stergem la munte ca vin iar caldurile!
PS - ca tot suntem la capitolu glume:
Un jurnalist intreaba directorul unei case de nebuni, care este testul ce se efectueaza pentru a externa un bolnav.
- Umplem cada cu apa, punem alaturi o lingura si o cana. Si ii propunem bolnavului sa goleasca cada de apa. Jurnalistul, zambind, spune:
- Orice om normal ar lua cana...
- Nu, - spune directorul, - un om normal ar scoate dopul de la cada. Doriti pat langa geam sau langa usa ?
sâmbătă, 14 iunie 2008
X-FILES un nou film coming 5 septembrie
Mulder e mai batran..Scully looking foxy vin pe marile ecrane in septembrie in noul film I want to believe!
Site-ul oficial este: http://www.xfiles.com
Iata aici si trailerul oficial...pe care eu nu l-am vazut decat by chance..surfand pe net
Pt nostalgici ca mine...ca doar ne-a marcat pe toti serialu asta...sper sa fie a real treat.Chiar sunt curioasa ce ar mai putea baga at this point!
The truth is out there!
marți, 10 iunie 2008
Tatii de azi - Poanta zilei
- taticule, inca o gradinitza si gata ca intarzii la scoala !!!
vineri, 6 iunie 2008
Flying Spagetti Monster
...nu stiam ca exista si asemenea aberatii, but then again...
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity) is the deity of a parody religion[1] called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its system of beliefs, "Pastafarianism".[2] The religion was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. Because intelligent design implies the existence of an intelligent, but not necessarily omnipotent or omniscient designer, some, like Henderson, argued that this designer could, in fact, be anything imaginable.
In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson makes a mockery of the concept of an intelligent designer by professing belief in a supernatural creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster which resembles spaghetti and meatballs.[3] He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.[4]
Due to its recent popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern version of Russell's teapot[5] and the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
10 Must-Know Japanese Customs
1. Addressing Someone, Respect
Bowing is nothing less than an art form in Japan, respect pounded into children’s heads from the moment they enter school. For tourists, a simple inclination of the head or an attempt at a bow at the waist will usually suffice.
The duration and inclination of the bow is proportionate to the elevation of the person you’re addressing. For example, a friend might get a lightning-fast 30-degree bow; an office superior might get a slow, extended, 70-degree bow. It’s all about position and circumstance.
In addition to bowing, addressing someone properly is key. Just as a “Dr. Smith” might feel a little insulted if you were to refer to him as “Smith”, so would a Japanese if you do not attach the suffix “san” to their last name, or “sama” if you are trying to be particularly respectful.
Usually children are content with just their first names, but you can add the suffix “chan” for girls and “kun” for boys if you like.
2. Table Manners
Some simple bullet points here:
- If you’re with a dinner party and receive drinks, wait before raising the glass to your lips. Everyone will be served, and someone will take the lead, make a speech, raise his drink, and yell “kampai!” (cheers).
- You will receive a small wet cloth at most Japanese restaurants. Use this to wash your hands before eating, then carefully fold it and set it aside on the table. Do not use it as a napkin, or to touch any part of your face.
- Slurping noodles or making loud noises while eating is OK! In fact, slurping hot food like ramen is polite, to show you are enjoying it.
- You may raise bowls to your mouth to make it easier to eat with chopsticks, especially bowls of rice.
- Just before digging in, whether it be a seven-course dinner or a sample at a supermarket, it’s polite to say “itadakimasu” (I will receive).
3. No Tipping
There is no tipping in any situation in Japan – cabs, restaurants, personal care. To tip someone is actually a little insulting; the services you’ve asked for are covered by the price given, so why pay more?
If you are in a large area like Tokyo and can’t speak any Japanese, a waiter or waitress might take the extra money you happen to leave rather than force themselves to deal with the awkward situation of explaining the concept of no tipping in broken English.
Just remind yourself: a price is a price.
4. Chopsticks
Depending on the restaurant you decide upon for that evening, you may be required to use chopsticks.
If for some reason you aren’t too adept with chopsticks, try to learn before passing through immigration. It’s really not that hard.
One false assumption among many Japanese that’s slowly being dispelled by time is the “uniqueness” of Japan. Japan is an island nation; Japan is the only country that has four seasons; foreigners can’t understand Japan; only Japanese can use chopsticks properly.
I cannot count the number of times I’ve been told I use Japanese chopsticks with skill and grace, despite the fact I’ve seen three-year-olds managing just as well.
If you’re dining with a Japanese, don’t be surprised if you receive a look of amazement at your ability to eat like a Japanese.
5. Thresholds
Take off your shoes at the entrance to all homes, and most businesses and hotels. Usually a rack will be provided to store your shoes, and pair of guest slippers will be sitting nearby; many Japanese bring a pair of indoor slippers just in case, though.
Never wear slippers when you need to step onto a tatami mat (used in most Japanese homes and hotels; the standard unit of measurement for area even today), and be careful to remove the toilet slippers waiting for you in the bathroom.
It is extremely bad form, for example, to reenter the main room of a house wearing slippers that have been running across dirty linoleum.
6. Masks
SARS is long gone, though I did happen to see a “SARS Preparation Kit” during my brief stay in a Japanese hospital.
Nevertheless, sterilized masks, like the ones you’d see in the emergency room, are commonly used by salarymen, office ladies, and municipal workers to protect other people from their germs.
Rather sensible when you think about it, as masks do not protect the wearer so much as the ones around him. The reason could be anything from a slight cold to simply being worried about exposing other people; don’t let it concern you on your Japanese vacation.
7. Conformity
When groups of high school students in Japan were asked to identify the dangers facing children today, the majority agreed on the number one threat: individualism.
Japanese society is focused on the group. Western cultures are focused on the individual.
Does this mean that the Japanese are nothing more that worker bees in a vast hive of steel and concrete? Certainly not, but their presentation of such individual qualities are carefully calculated and given in doses.
Drawing attention to yourself as an individual is a huge no-no: don’t blow your nose in public, try to avoid eating while on the go, and don’t speak on your cell phone in crowded public areas like trains or buses.
The main problem with this is that foreigners simply can’t avoid standing out; we stick out like sore thumbs no matter how long we’ve been here, or how much we know about Japanese culture and society.
As a result, being in Japan gives foreigners the status of D-level celebrities: you’ll get glances, shouts for attention, calls to have pictures taken with people, requests for autographs (happened once to me on a southern island), and overall just more awareness of being a “stake that sticks out”.
8. Bathing
Public bathhouses are alive and well in Japan.
Sento, or neighborhood bathhouses, can be found from the largest area in Shinjuku to a small town on the island of Shikoku.
Onsen, or hot springs, are very popular as weekend excursion resorts.
Unlike in western cultures, the Japanese bath is used after you have washed and rinsed, and feel like soaking in extra-hot water for 10, 20, 30 minutes. It’s an acquired taste to be sure, but can be very relaxing.
If you happen to be invited into a Japanese household, you will be given the honor of using the bath first, usually before dinner. Be extra careful so as to not dirty the water in any way; the sanctity of the ofuro (bath) is of utmost importance.
Take the time to visit a sento if you have the opportunity. These are places without barriers, without regard to skin color, age, or language… well, they are separated by sex with the exception of some mixed-bathing areas.
Lying in the hot water and slowly listening to my heart beat slow down is a time when I feel most attuned to Japanese culture.
9. Speaking English
Japanese will generally assume you are a native English speaker until you prove otherwise. Even during a short visit, you’ll see:
-A group of schoolchildren in neatly pressed Prussian uniforms walking across the intersection, shouting “Hello! Hello! Herro!” as they assess your foreign features
-A random person just walking up to you and asking “Where are you from?”
Friendly? Certainly. But I can see how constant celebrity status might get confusing or frustrating for travelers who don’t speak English.
Although you may speak some or fluent Japanese, the default language of choice is English. Many Japanese will insist on using their own English language ability, however limited, to converse with foreigners, in spite of the fact that the person on the opposing end may have more knowledge of the local tongue.
10. Safety
Every Japanese person I have met warns me to be safe in my travels, to take care of my belongings. Every foreigner tells me not to worry, nothing can go wrong, nothing will be stolen. This may be based on individual experience, but there are other issues:
- The fear of crime in Japan is high, especially among Japanese citizens.
- Murders happen. I repeat, murders happen. People are attacked, robbed, assaulted, raped, beaten, and swindled
However, Japan’s low crime rate is evident when you see businessmen who have missed the last train sleeping outside on a park bench, or a group of 5-year-old boys walking by themselves for over a kilometer to make the starting bell at school.
marți, 3 iunie 2008
TripIt - Organizeaza-ti calatoria!
Mai e o luna pana la vancanta asa ca nu ezitati!
http://www.tripit.com/
luni, 2 iunie 2008
Listing of World Wonders
The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World
- The Great Pyramid of Giza
- The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
- The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
- The Statue of Zeus at Olympia
- The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
- The Colossus of Rhodes
- The Pharos of Alexandria
- Stonehenge
- The Colosseum
- The Catacombs of Kom el Shoqafa
- The Great Wall of China
- The Porcelain Tower of Nanjing
- The Hagia Sophia
- The Leaning Tower of Pisa
- Mount Everest
- The Great Barrier Reef
- The Grand Canyon
- Victoria Falls
- The Harbor of Rio de Janeiro
- Paricutin Volcano
- The Northern Lights
- Palau
- The Belize Barrier Reef
- The Galapagos Islands
- The Northern Red Sea
- Lake Baikal
- The Great Barrier Reef
- The Deep Sea Vents
- The Empire State Building
- The Itaipú Dam
- The CN Tower
- The Panama Canal
- The Channel Tunnel
- The North Sea Protection Works
- The Golden Gate Bridge
- Angel Falls
- The Bay of Fundy
- Iguaçú Falls
- Krakatoa Island
- Mount Fuji
- Mount Kilimanjaro
- Niagara Falls
- The Clock Tower (Big Ben)
- Eiffel Tower
- The Gateway Arch
- The Aswan High Dam
- Hoover Dam
- Mount Rushmore National Memorial
- The Petronas Towers
- Abu Simbel Temple
- Angkor Wat
- Taj Mahal
- Mont Saint-Michel
- The Moai Statues
- The Parthenon
- The Shwedagon Pagoda
- The Aztec Temple
- The Banaue Rice Terraces
- The Borobudur Temple
- The Inca City
- The Statue of Liberty
- The Mayan Temples
- The Temple of the Inscriptions
- The Throne Hall of Persepolis
- Petra
- The Suez Canal
- The Sydney Opera House
- The Red Fort in India
Read our World Wonder FAQ by clicking here
Maps of the World Wonders
sâmbătă, 31 mai 2008
Striptease in metrou!
Mi-a venit de la un amic un link cu cea mai tare chestie - e clar ca tre' sa ma reprofilez, honest work never beats this!
Cum zice si tipu din articol cea mai buna cale ramane tot JOS TEXTILA
http://www.protv.ro/stiri/exclusiv-protv-ro/fara-comentarii-striptease-in-metrou-ultima-moda-in-materie-de.html
PS: In alta tara o duceau astia la mititica s-o mai racoreasca ca e clar ca-i e cald!
vineri, 30 mai 2008
Senses Challenge
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/
Top 25 Censored Stories for 2007
- 1. Future of Internet Debate Ignored by Media
- 2. Halliburton Charged with Selling Nuclear Technologies to Iran
- 3. Oceans of the World in Extreme Danger
- 4. Hunger and Homelessness Increasing in the US
- 5. High-Tech Genocide in Congo
- 6. Federal Whistleblower Protection in Jeopardy
- 7. US Operatives Torture Detainees to Death in Afghanistan and Iraq
- 8. Pentagon Exempt from Freedom of Information Act
- 9. The World Bank Funds Israel-Palestine Wall
- 10. Expanded Air War in Iraq Kills More Civilians
- 11. Dangers of Genetically Modified Food Confirmed
- 12. Pentagon Plans to Build New Landmines
- 13. New Evidence Establishes Dangers of Roundup
- 14. Homeland Security Contracts KBR to Build Detention Centers in the US
- 15. Chemical Industry is EPA’s Primary Research Partner
- 16. Ecuador and Mexico Defy US on International Criminal Court
- 17. Iraq Invasion Promotes OPEC Agenda
- 18. Physicist Challenges Official 9-11 Story
- 19. Destruction of Rainforests Worst Ever
- 20. Bottled Water: A Global Environmental Problem
- 21. Gold Mining Threatens Ancient Andean Glaciers
- 22. $Billions in Homeland Security Spending Undisclosed
- 23. US Oil Targets Kyoto in Europe
- 24. Cheney’s Halliburton Stock Rose Over 3000 Percent Last Year
- 25. US Military in Paraguay Threatens Region
joi, 29 mai 2008
Blogul lui Patriciu
Dar asta este cea mai tare chestie - vizitati http://dinupatriciu.wordpress.com/
Este intitulat Blog de miliardar si are genialul motto
miercuri, 28 mai 2008
Bizarre but true facts about the Earth
In 1783 an Icelandic eruption threw up enough dust to temporarily block out the sun over Europe.
About 20 to 30 volcanoes erupt each year, mostly under the sea.
A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above.
Lake Bosumtwi in Ghana formed in a hollow made by a meteorite.
Beaver Lake, in Yellowstone Park, USA, was artificially created by beaver damming.
Off the coast of Florida there is an underwater hotel. Guests have to dive to the entrance.
Venice in Italy is built on 118 sea islets joined by 400 bridges. It is gradually sinking into the water.
The Ancient Egyptians worshipped a sky goddess called Nut.
The world's windiest place is Commonwealth Bay, Antartica.
In 1934, a gust of wind reached 371 km/h on Mount Washington in New Hampshire, USA.
American Roy Sullivan has been struck by lighting a record seven times.
The desert baobab tree can store up to 1000 litres of water in its trunk.
The oldest living tree is a California bristlecone pine name 'Methuselah'. It is about 4600 years old. The largest tree in the world is a giant sequoia growing in California. It is 84 meters tall and measures 29 meters round the trunk. The fastest growing tree is the eucalyptus. It can grow 10 meters a year.
The Antartic notothenia fish has a protein in its blood that acts like antifreeze and stops the fish freezing in icy sea.
The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's electricity.
The industrial complex of Cubatao in Brazil is known as the Valley of Death because its pollution has destroyed the trees and rivers nearby.
Tibet is the highest country in the world. Its average height above sea level is 4500 meters.
Some of the oldest mountains in the world are the Highlands in Scotland. They are estimated to be about 400 million years old.
Fresh water from the River Amazon can be found up to 180 km out to sea.
The White Sea, in Russia, has the lowest temperature, only -2 degrees centigrade. The Persian Gulf is the warmest sea. In the summer its temperature reaches 35.6 degrees centigrade.
There is no land at all at the North Pole, only ice on top of sea. The Arctic Ocean has about 12 million sq km of floating ice and has the coldest winter temperature of -34 degrees centigrade.
The Antarctic ice sheet is 3-4 km thick, covers 13 million sq km and has temperatures as low as -70 degrees centigrade.
Over 4 million cars in Brazil are now running on gasohol instead of petrol. Gasohol is a fuel made from sugar cane.
marți, 27 mai 2008
Timezonecheck.com-your time anywhere around the globe
Because I know many people get caught up in the time and hour issue around the globe for business or travel purposes I've put up the link to a website that can offer all the info.
Just bookmark and use it!
http://www.timezonecheck.com/
luni, 26 mai 2008
Probleme cu note netrecute in catalog
"Sunt anul 5. Am fost acum 2 saptamani la secretariat si nu au vrut sa imi spuna daca e vreo problema la note, azi am fost iar, la fel au spus ca peste o saptamana termina de trecut notele. Si m-am gandit sa o trimit pe mama, ca stiu ca pe ea nu au refuzat-o niciodata cotoharlele alea.
Si uite asa am aflat ca am 3 restante, cica. Restante pe care tocmai le-am luat in sesiunea asta din aprilie pentru anul 5. La 2 restante (pe care le-am dat in aceeasi zi cu aceeasi profesoara) am fost cu profesoara la secretariat sa ma asigur ca e totul ok, pentru ca erau materii la care profesorul cu care facusem prima data nu mai preda in facultate si am mers sa ma asigur ca e totul ok. A iesit profesoara de la secretariat si mi-a spus ca e ok, trecuse ambele note. Al treilea examen e proiectul la DCE cu Dobrescu pe care l-am luat cu 8, primind si felicitari pentru ca in afara de realizarea practica (pe care nu am avut timp sa o realizez) am avut de toate, si simulari, si scheme, si calcule. Am fost asigurat ca a doua zi va fi trecuta nota in catalog.
Acum unde sa fie problema? Ma gandesc ca e din cauza chitantei de plata, pe care sunt toate 3 examenele, dar oare nu ar fi spus ca asta e motivul? Mama nu a intrebat motivele, pentru ca nu stia situatia, s-a speriat si a plecat, sunandu-ma pe drum.
M-am gandit ca ar putea fi din cauza ca am platit a doua zi dupa primele 2 examene, dar am inteles ca multi colegi au facut asa la toate restantele, eu am facut asta pentru ca aceste 2 examene au fost afisate la avizier cu o zi inainte, eu afland tarziu si neavand timp sa fac rost de bani si sa merg sa platesc. Dar totusi proiectul la DCE a fost platit in acelasi timp si deci inainte de a merge la examen, si totusi nici asta nu e trecut.
A mai patit cineva asa ceva? Ce e de facut? Voi cum ati rezolvat? Nu am nici notele in carnet pentru ca putini profesori trec notele la diferente in carnet, spunand ca nu pot trece notele ca sa nu aiba probeleme in caz ca nu sunt platite sau sunt alte probeleme la catalog/secretariat . M-am chinuit sa fac si proiectul, cu gandul ca am luat toate examenele, fericit ca am rezolvat in sfarsit, si acum..."
duminică, 25 mai 2008
joi, 22 mai 2008
Cum ati cauta o casa pe Google?
Pe agenda de azi as vrea sa stiu cum ati cauta voi o casa, apartament sau teren intr-un query gen Google. Care are fi ordinea in care ati introduce cuvinte cheie si ce ati baga la search?
Pls astept feedback in the form of comentarii - sunt pt un scop nobil!
luni, 19 mai 2008
Vine vara bine-mi pare!
Si totusi, toata lumea are chef de fugit la scaldat, frecat menta la racoare - definitely nu e vremea de invatat, sesiune, bac si work!
Si fiindca stiu ca n-are nimeni chef de whatever you should be doing lansez un poll..voi unde ati vrea sa plecati vacanta asta si de ce (pp ca fondurile sunt arhisuficiente ;)))?
PS: E grav, nu stiu de ce cand ma apuc de invatat sfarsesc prin a citi manga-uri. Pt pasionati recomand Onemanga.com
vineri, 16 mai 2008
Yey..campanie electorala Bucuresti 2008!
Nu exista colt de strada si traversare unde sa ma pot ascunde de atacurile fulgeratoare ale cohortelor de "impartitori de fluturasi". Te ataca din toate partile si te inghesuie cu tot felul de pliante cu fete pe care nu le-am mai vazut in afara de arhicunoscutii: Vanghelie& Co.
Pe langa asta motto-urile de anul asta sunt trei sferturi imbecile - nu stiu ce studii pe piata au facut dansii, dar zici se straduie sa adune la vot numai persoane cu patru clase
Sa exemplific:
!!! N-as vota in vecii vecilor pe cineva a carui deviza si viziune electorala este "Da-te cu tancu' "
Faptul ca el se crede Che Guevara nu inseamna ca tre sa il si credem - so do many crazy people in asylums.
Gusa a descoperit mirajul aruncatului cu mizerii pe Youtube - nu ca i-ar aduce beneficii reale, in afar de faptu ca intra toata lumea pe vid-ul ala si exclama: "Si-a facut si asta videoclip"
De altfel se pare ca toata este de acord ca anul asta este una dintre cele mai stupide campanii ever:
http://www.gardianul.ro/2008/05/12/actualitate-c24/zambiti_sunteti_in_campanie_electorala-s113820.html
Voi reveni dragi cititori cu noi vesti dupa ce voi avea timpul si taria sa contorizez toate aberatiile care au aparut pe bilboards.
vineri, 7 martie 2008
Paris on a tight budget Ep 2
Daca sunteti elevi sau studenti e bine sa aveti cu voi o legitimatie de identificare care sa ateste ce sunteti. N-o sa stea nimeni cu dictionaru sa verifice dar se vede destul de clar cuvantu student. Merge carnet de student sau legitimatie de calatorie. Se uita de obicei si pe spate sa vada ca e vizat..un alt motiv pt care e bine sa-l aveti vizat.
Reducerile sunt de 10 euro. Astfel un pass pt o zi in ambele parcuri este 37 de euro si un pass de 2 zile este 47 de euro.
Inauntru o puzderie de restaurante inegrate in casute din povesti..deci va fi o placere sa mancati; gasiti cam de toate, mancare mexicana, carne de vita in stil texan..etc depinde de profilul parculetului. Daca sunteti on a tight budget recomand fast-foodul din Discoveryland, unde de 10 euro puteti manca pe saturate in timp ce va uitati la desene animate vechi disney; va puteti face poze caterincoase cu diverse animale din peisajul local.
Recomand passul de 2 zile fiindca apucati sa vedeti efectiv tot si sa va dati in tot ce misca.
La intrare puteti lua harti ale parcului de distractie unde sunt marcate cu un triunghiu rosu cele mai tari atractii (nerecomandat cardiacilor :D). O sa le enumar but keep in mind ca ele o data la sase luni - un an se modifica.
In Adventureland - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril
In FrontierLand - Big Thinder Mountain
Discoveryland - Space Mountain:Mission2
In studiourile disney mai gasiti o chestie marfa: The twilight zone: in care picati cu liftu basically si Aerosmith Rollercoaster sau ceva de genu unde u go crazy pe muzica celor de la Aerosmith :D. Le recomand pe toate
Daca aveti bani cumparati-va pozele ca sunt meserie si o sa va ramana amintire bestiala.
Cam astea sunt pozele mele de p-acolo si pe care vi le puteti face si voi daca mergeti :) Face toti banii
http://picasaweb.google.com/bogdan.chiritoiu/Day2
joi, 6 martie 2008
Paris on a tight budget
Este aproape o saptamana de cand m-am intors de la Paris. Tuturor care afirma ca cel mai bine e sa ramai in Romania pot sa le spun pe romaneste ca mananca rahat cu lopata.
Este by far una dintre cele mai civilizate tari din vest la distanta de ani lumina de Romania din toate pctele de vedere. Acolo oamenii se spala cand ies din casa, miros a parfum si nu transpiratie, tantiile nu-si arunca sacosa pe scaun la metrou de la intrare, nu calatoresti ca o sardina, SI MULTE ALTE NUURI care la noi nu se intampla...might as well admit it..suntem o natie de necivilizati- nu toti, insa cea mai mare parte este din pacate.
Recomand tuturor sa vada Parisul in formula in care am fost si noi fiindca cred ca va permite tuturor sa-si faca niste calcule realiste.
Astfel o perioada de 6 zile este ideala pentru a vedea tot ce e de vazut, aproape, si puteti bate Parisul la picior pana la epuizare, literally.
Daca va preocupati de biletele de avion cu 2-3 luni inainte aveti sanse sa zburati la preturi rezonabile cu Air France. Taxele de aeroport sunt incluse, serviciile sunt impecabile, si sunteti serviti cu o masa in toata regula in timpul zborului. Astfel un bilet dus-intors m-a costat practic 220 euro.
Daca il urmariti cu fidelitate va veti putea lauda ca ati vazut toate obiectivele majore din Paris.
Pentru o cazare ieftina apelati la lantul de hoteluri Formule 1. Costa 42 euro/noapte. Exista cabine de toaleta si dus pe hol, in numar suficient de mare. Baia e tot timpul curata. Dezavantajul este ca nu aveti dulap in camera, dar va puteti pune hainele pe patul de sus. Cei de acolo sunt amabili si rezolvati rapid orice problema. Rezervarile le puteti face pe net, iar la fata locului paltiti cu cardul.
Cel mai bine plasat hotel- cel mai aproape de centru, langa se afla carrefour, aproape de metrou este cel de la Porte de Montreuil.
Daca sunteti la buget redus cel mai bine este sa faceti de seara cumparaturile in Carrefour. Acesta are program de la 09:00-22:00. In week-end inchid si mai devreme. Luati apa la bax - e mai ieftina decat in oras de cel putin 2-3 ori, si sandwichuri. Nu ezitati sa puneti mana pe niste croissanturi la cutie. Sunt grozav de delicioase si deosebite fata de orice paine romaneasca.
sâmbătă, 16 februarie 2008
joi, 14 februarie 2008
Romania noastra cea de toate zilele - Episode 1
Nu stiu cum as putea sa descriu intr-un articol tot ce ar fi de spus in legatura cu acest subiect. Mi-ar trebui un sir lung de romane – si oricum deja le-ati mai citit in alte romane din literature noastra, ca doar de la Morometii si pana acum nu s-a schimbat mare lucru.
By now am trecut pe langa 3 farmacii, si mai urmeza doua.
Apogeul calatoriei este atins cand ajung la “Saormeria minimalista” unde puteti observa in habitatul lor natural doi tipi care-si fataie fundul pe ritmul muzicii in timp ce taie halci de carne. Dupa ce asculti 3 minute aceleasi sunete stridente de zici ca-ti canta un babuin in calduri, deja esti in deplina putere sa omori pe cineva daca nu te calca vreo masina mai intai in timp ce tu traversezi pe verde.
Musicovery.com-Completare la Music 2.0
Azi va mai aduc la cunostinta un super link cu muzica - va puteti alege genul preferat de muzica, sau in functie de dispozitie ce vreti sa va gadile urechile: calm, energetic, etc
http://musicovery.com
Auditie placuta
luni, 11 februarie 2008
Songza - muzica pe net
Revin cu un alt site misto...de data aceasta pentru muzica.
Songza.com - The music search engine.
Design simplu, usor de folosit si oferta kit de promovare pentru cei talentati care doresc sa-si lanseze trupa.
sâmbătă, 9 februarie 2008
Murphy's Laws
You will always find something in the last place you look.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The other line always moves faster.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Legi pentru Studenti - Asa ca de sesiune
In timpul unui examen, bateria calculatorului de buzunar se va strica.
Daca un singur loc de parcare este disponibil, este locul rezervat examinatorului.
Examenele vor contine intotdeauna intrebari care nu au fost discutate in clasa.
Toti studentii care vor primi nota “B” vor considera ca meritau de fapt “A”.
Aleile din campus nu sunt niciodata cea mai scurta linie intre doua puncte.
Cand varful unui creion se rupe, cea mai apropiata ascutitoare este la 1000 km distanta.
Cu cinci minute inainte de pauza, un student va pune o intrebare care necesita un raspuns de zece minute.
Daca un curs cere o pregatire prealabila, studentul nu o are.
Spatiul pentru birouri si salariile administratorilor facultatii sunt invers proportionale cu cele ale profesorilor.
Studentii usor surzi vor avea instructori care mormaie.
Intr-o zi ploioasa, sala pentru cursul urmator este intotdeauna la trei cladiri distanta.
Cel care poate, va face. Cel care nu, va proceda la fel.
Cand un student isi pregateste perfect seminarul, asistentul nu-i va verifica pregatirea.
Toate orele de matematica incep la 8 a.m.; la fel si filmele.
Studentii care obtin nota A la un curs vor spune ca profesorul este o somitate.
Daca un profesor spune “este evident”, numai evident nu e.
Daca un student trebuie sa invete, va pretinde ca acel curs este absolut inutil.
Daca la cursul pe care voiai foarte mult sa-l urmezi sunt “n” locuri, tu vei fi al “n”+1-lea inscris.
Orarul este astfel stabilit, incat fiecare student sa piarda maximum de timp intre ore.
Cand, intamplator, poti sa-ti programezi doua ore, una dupa alta, ele se vor tine in sali aflate in capete diferite ale cladirii.
Un curs pregatitor pentru cursul dorit va fi programat in semestrul urmator cursului dorit.
Cu cat este mai general titlul unui curs, cu atat mai putin vei invata de la el.
Cu cat mai specific este un titlu, cu ata mai putin vei putea sa-l aplici mai tarziu.
Cel mai valoros citat va fi acela caruia nu-i poti determina sursa.
Sursa unui citat neatribuit va apare in cea mai ostila recenzie a lucrarii tale.
Cand un student te intreaba a doua oara daca i-ai citit comentariul asupra unei carti, el nu a citit cartea.
Daca prezenta este obligatorie, la un examen planificat vor fi multi absenti. Daca prezenta este optionala, la examen vor apare persoane pe care nu le-ai mai vazut niciodata inainte.
Faptul ca doctorul a gasit un nume pentru boala ta, nu inseamna ca el stie ce ai.
Cu cat mai plictisitoare si invechite sunt revistele din sala de asteptare, cu atat va trebui sa astepti mai mult la consultatii.
Niciodata nu iti ramane numarul necesar de pastile pentru ultima zi a tratamentului.
Pastilele care trebuie luate la masa vor fi cele mai putin apetisante.
Chiar si apa are un gust rau cand este prescrisa de doctor.
Daca starea ta pare sa se amelioreze, probabil ca doctorul tau s-a imbolnavit.
Fereste-te de doctorul care se pricepe sa scape din orice necaz.
Un medicament este o substanta care, injectata intr-un soarece, va produce un articol stiintific.
Inainte de a-ti face o analiza, gandeste-te ce vei face daca rezultatul este: 1) - pozitiv sau 2) - negativ. daca ambele raspunsuri sunt identice, atunci renunta la analiza.
Exista doua feluri de leucoplast: cel care nu se lipeste si cel care nu se dezlipeste.
Un alcoolic este o persoana care bea mai mult decat medicul sau.
Fumul de tigara intotdeauna se indreapta catre nefumator, indiferent de directia vantului.
Placerea rezultata dintr-o tigara este direct proportionala cu numarul nefumatorilor din vecinatate.
Un fumator este intotdeauna atras de zona fumatului interzis.
Durata vietii unei tigari este direct proportionala cu intensitatea protestelor nefumatorilor.
Cantitatea de deseuri creste in proportie exponentiala in functie de numarul fiintelor care intra si ies intr-un spatiu dat.
Din moment ce materi nu poate fi creata sau distrusa, mateialul existent se redispune astfel incat sa ocupe cu 30%, 50% sau mai mult decat volumul sau initial.
Praful se reproduce.
In orice parte te intorci cand intri in lift, butoanele vor fi in partea opusa.
Liftul vine intotdeauna, dupa ce ti-ai pus jos sacosa.
Daca un document este confidential, va fi uitat in masina de copiat.
Este greu sa te iei la intrecere cu vultuurii cand lucrezi cu curcanii.
Tehnologia este dominata de doua feluri de oameni: cei care inteleg ceea ce nu conduc si cei care conduc ceea ce nu inteleg.
Daca o problema produce multe sedinte, sedintele devin, in cele din urma, mai importante decat problema.
Nu contrazice niciodata un prost; oamenii s-ar putea sa nu observe diferenta dintre tine si el.
Un plan bun azi, este mai bun decat un plan perfect maine.
Treburile marunte sunt rezolvate prompt, cele importante nu sunt rezolvate niciodata.
Substantele necesare pentru experimentul de ieri trebuie comandate nu mai tarziu de maine la pranz.
In America nu conteaza cat costa un articol, ci cat economisesti, cumparandu-l.
Compromisul va fi intotdeauna mai scump decat oricare din sugestiile pe care le compromite.
Cu cat sunt mai mari - nu importa cine - cu atat lovesc mai tare.
Relatia “sus-pusa” pe care ai contactat-o cu mare greutate, va fi prima persoana concediata in cazul unei reorganizari.
Ultima persoana care a plecat sau a fost, concediata, va fi considerata responsabila pentru tot ce merge rau, pana cand urmatoarea persona va pleca sau va fi concediata.
Nimeni nu tine o evidenta a deciziilor pe care ai fi putut sa le iei, dar nu le-ai luat; toata lumea iti tine insa evidenta deciziilor gresite.
Hartiile vitale isi vor dovedi vitalitatea miscandu-se spontan de unde le-ai lasat spre locurile unde nu te astepti sa le gasesti.
Daca ai lovit doua clape la masina de scris, pe hartie va ajunge cea pe care nu ai dorit-o.
Singurul moment al zilei in care te asezi comod si te relaxezi, este momentul cand seful trece prin birou.
Gradul de fiabilitate a unei masini este invers proportional cu numarul si importanta persoanelor care au contribuit la crearea ei.
Toate marile descoperiri au fost facute din greseala.
Cu cat este mai mare descoperirea, cu atat dureaza mai mult pana se face greseala.
Daca nu intelegi un anumit cuvant intr-un articol tehnic, ignora-l. Articolul va suna foarte bine si fara el.
Super-competenta starneste mai multe obiectii decat incompetenta.
Creeaza impresia ca ti-ai atins deja nivelul incompetentei.
Daca ai ajuns mai devreme, actiunea se va anula.
Daca ai ajuns la timp, va trebui sa astepti.
Daca ai venit tarziu e prea tarziu.
Nici un alt timp nu este la fel de bun ca prezentul pentru amana ceea ce nu vrei sa faci.
Orice lucru, care merita facut, trebuia facut ieri.
Masoara cu un micrometru, precis.
Insemneaza cu o creta, discret.
Taie cu o secure, definitiv.
Scula de care ai nevoie este cea care lipseste din trusa.
Pentru cele mai multe operatii sunt necesare trei maini.
Piulitele ramase nu se potrivesc niciodata cu suruburile ramase.
Cu cat mai atent iti planifici o lucrare, cu atat mai mare este confuzia cand ceva nu merge cum trebuie.
Orice idee revolutionara - in stiinta, politica, arta etc - produce trei faze de reactie. Ele pot fi rezumate astfel:
1. “Este imposibil - nu-mi pierd timpul”.
2. “Este posibil, dar nu merita facut”.
3. “Am spus tot timpul ca este o idee buna”.
Cand cineva, pe care il admiri si il respecti foarte mult pare sa gandeasca profund, probabil se gandeste la masa de pranz.
Concluzia este momentul cand te-ai plictisit sa mai gandesti
vineri, 8 februarie 2008
Getyourfix - Pentru cinefili
Filmele sunt uploadate complet. Dati click pe preferinta ..cel mai probabil o sa va puna sa instalati un plugin cu Divx Web Player. Next, next, next si puteti vedea orice film sau episod de serial.
Findyourfix.com
Nu e apa in Camin LeuA
Suntem in anul 2008 in Bucuresti - mai nou Capitala europeana,
Cum - va intrebati..se poate ca la caminul uneia dintre cele mai reputate facultati a celei mai mari Universitati din
Bine..mai precis …cand este totusi apa risti mai degraba sa iei dizenterie spalandu-te cu ea decat mancand cu mainile murdare.
Cum era si normal, intr-o institutie unde exista organizatii care sa reprezinte drepturile in
Liga Studentilor? Slabe sanse fara bani la tescherea ca doar everybody has to make a living.
Profesorii? Sunt mai preocupati cu picatul studentilor si defularea frustrarilor personale pe motiv ca “asa se intampla cand sunteti mai preocupati de servici decat de facultate” (Citez un mare om in domeniu – sau ar fi fost acum 40 de ani cand era nou ce preda el azi)
Mai departe nu mai continui fiindca ma apuca rasu – as trai in alta lume daca as crede ca cineva din cercurile conducerii chiar se preocupa de chestii d-astea marunte; sau ca cineva chiar s-ar gandi sa mute, spre ex, biblioteca Facultatii de Electronica din Polizu undeva mai aproape de casa.
Ma intreb impreuna cu alte 60.000 de studenti ai Politehnicii Bucuresti, daca va exista o zi in care cineva sa tina cont de probleme noastre si sa ne impinga inainte – cam asta ar fi menirea mediului academic teoretic, si nu sa ne dea in cap.
“Buna ziua.. Domnul Decan al Facultatii Y?
Da.
Ma numesc Domnisoara R si sa va sun in legatura cu posibilitatea angajarii unor studenti de-ai dumneavoastra, masteranzi, pentru training si soft.[detalii confidentiale]. Salariul este de cateva mii de dolari; este vorba de formarea unor specialisti in domeniu in Romania. Va rugam san e recomandati cateva nume si date de contact daca se poate.”
Domnul Decan X afla ca este vorba de un program full time aproape.
“ Studentii trebuie sa vina la facultate, nu sa lucreze.”
joi, 7 februarie 2008
Hello Internet junkies!
Chestiunea zilei :
Ati remarcat fara indoiala ca Bucurestiul, acest "oras al namolului", "micul Paris noroios" este tot timpul murdar indiferent de anotimp. Am putea vedea oare , in our life time, niste strazi curate ca in Germania? Ce credeti?
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A aparut Elodia!:D
Dupa multe ore pierdute la 0TV, se pare ca fost gasita Elodia!
Sta la gheata si tiru probabil e condus de senzationalul si mirobolantul rege al scandalului Dan Diaconescu!